Here are some sign that are to good not to share!
Sign in a podiatrist's offiec:
"Time wounds all heels"
sign on a septic tank truck:
"Yesterday's meals on wheels"
sign on a fence:
"salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive"
Sign and a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
sign outside a muffler shop:
"no appointment necessary, we hear you coming"
Sign in a veterinarians's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
Sign at the electric company:
"we would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign at a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
Sign at a tire shop in milwaukee:"
"Invite us to your next blowout"
Sign at a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"
Sign on a maternity room door:
"push. push. push."
Sign at an optometrist's office:
"if you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to right place."